Ugly Betty Through Someone Else's Eyes Watching Someone Else's Show

I'm considering Heather Havrilesky.
She's quippily illustrative. Though she has a tendency toward tangential verbosity, that works for me -- might just keep my own writing in check:
on 50 Shades of Grey
on Glee
on Friday Night Lights vs. Glee

And then there's Matt Zoller Seitz at salon.com